Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Hello adoring fans! (I have probably have like 9 now. Sweet!)
Anywho, I'm going to answer some fan mail today. Puffycloud008 asks why is your name umbrellakid13? Well, that is a great question, puffycloud008. Its very complicated but, as you can see by my previous posts, I have an obsession with umbrellas. If I ever become famous for these blogs and somehow make lots of money, I will buy a big house and have a room just for fancy umbrellas with cool floral print patterns. Then I will sit in there all day, and stare at them. I like the number 13 because it is so neglected.Okay next question. Royalthumbtack asks Do you eat lotion. That is a weird question, royalthumbtack. Why no, I do not eat lotion. Do you? You know what, I don't want to know. I have some weird fans.
Kk. Bii!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

me, me me

Yo yo yo! How all you people out there doin'?(Do you like my whole urban thingy. Yeah, I don't like it either.)

 Today I would like to tell you more about me. I have a computer, enjoy the internet, and like juice. Under these words is a picture of me in profile.Let me rephrase. Under these words is a picture of me in profile behind a large umbrella that happens to have my url on the front. On the side are some more pictures of that same umbrella for your viewing enjoyment. I hope this short autobiography has been helpful or at least amusing.
Ttyl



Saturday, November 19, 2011

Web savvy!

Hello various viewers!
I can't believe I have a blog! I am umbrellakid13 (No really. It says that on my birth certificate). I used to make a blogs that did not get posted on the internet. My viewers demanded that I put it on the internet. (Well, I may have made that part up.) But, now here I am!

My first subject is a weird one:dreams. I have really strange ones. Like, one time, i had a dream that my cat stood on her hind legs and asked me to go shopping. I told her that she did not have any money, and she stole some from some guy, then came back from the store with a blue necktie. Maybe I should not have anymore cheese doodles before bed.

If you liked what you read, please read my future posts.
Umbrellakid13