Mama got a new umbrella

The club!

Hey Hey Hey!
Sorry I havent posted in awhile. I have benn busy. Anywho, I need people to be in the best club in the whole entire world! It's the U.K.1.3.F.C.A.A.W.B.O.O R.L. That stands for umbrella kid13 fan club and a whole bunch of other random letters! I need a president, vp, director of umbrella relations, and kebob manager. Here are the things each member is in charge of.
President- comment on all my blogs, be my biggest fan, and tell everyone you know about my blog
VP- view my blog every day and tell your friends!
Director of umbrella relations- keep the umbrellas under control. They can get a little wild. Especially Sarah. She plays with sharp sticks
Kebob manager- keeps these at hand at all time and keep them away from sarah!
Please relay by posting a comment with your screenname and the position you want.
KK. C ya!

Happy thanksgiving!

Hello Internet!
If you live in America, which is not true for all of you because I have an audience in Germany, then happy thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving. Except, I am sure that turkeys do not. I bet the remaining ones that were not eaten today are plotting revenge on us as we speak. What do you think they will do to us? Well, they can't fly, so do not worry about any attacks from the sky.  But, they can probably hurt us pretty badly with their pointy beaks. So be on the look out for a turkey attack. They could pop up at any moment. Although they are probably not that fast. Anyway, have a happy thanksgiving! Watch football, have fun with your family, and eat like there is no tomorrowow. (But, just keep in mind that there really is a tomorrow, and you don't want to be feeling sick when you are at the black Friday sales. Oh and go easy on the left overs tomorrow,too.)

Happy holidays!

Hello adoring fans! (I have probably have like 9 now. Sweet!)
Anywho, I'm going to answer some fan mail today. Puffycloud008 asks why is your name umbrellakid13? Well, that is a great question, puffycloud008. Its very complicated but, as you can see by my previous posts, I have an obsession with umbrellas. If I ever become famous for these blogs and somehow make lots of money, I will buy a big house and have a room just for fancy umbrellas with cool floral print patterns. Then I will sit in there all day, and stare at them. I like the number 13 because it is so neglected.Okay next question. Royalthumbtack asks Do you eat lotion. That is a weird question, royalthumbtack. Why no, I do not eat lotion. Do you? You know what, I don't want to know. I have some weird fans.
Kk. Bii!

me, me me

Yo yo yo! How all you people out there doin'?(Do you like my whole urban thingy. Yeah, I don't like it either.)

 Today I would like to tell you more about me. I have a computer, enjoy the internet, and like juice. Under these words is a picture of me in profile.Let me rephrase. Under these words is a picture of me in profile behind a large umbrella that happens to have my url on the front. On the side are some more pictures of that same umbrella for your viewing enjoyment. I hope this short autobiography has been helpful or at least amusing.
Ttyl

Web savvy!

Hello various viewers!
I can't believe I have a blog! I am umbrellakid13 (No really. It says that on my birth certificate). I used to make a blogs that did not get posted on the internet. My viewers demanded that I put it on the internet. (Well, I may have made that part up.) But, now here I am!

My first subject is a weird one:dreams. I have really strange ones. Like, one time, i had a dream that my cat stood on her hind legs and asked me to go shopping. I told her that she did not have any money, and she stole some from some guy, then came back from the store with a blue necktie. Maybe I should not have anymore cheese doodles before bed.

If you liked what you read, please read my future posts.
Umbrellakid13